craughed:

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me

(via and99redballoons)

1 week ago
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foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

(via yelled)

1 week ago
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*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via yelled)

1 week ago
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"I’m 22 and still think I’m young as an actor. I have so much to learn."

(Source: twcast, via she-little)

1 week ago
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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via yelled)

1 week ago
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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(Source: jessawarriorprincess, via yelled)

1 week ago
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